英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

再次坐下来,声音响起:

  “最~后~说~一~次!坐下来,再一次地 ,“是你吗?神?”

  "NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

  “不,有个声音说 :

  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!

  A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

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她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上,"

  Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  这个外国人很疑惑,叫了出来,然后听见一个声音说:

  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼 !"

  Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

  "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  姑娘有点慌了,拿起了她的螺丝钻。并凿出了一个大洞。<壮族华人城防屏蔽trong>壮族联通话费余额查询<壮族图片区小说区欧美自拍/strong>str壮族小说图片ong>壮族清纯学生脱裙子自慰再一次地,把她的工具挪动了100尺,”

  Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

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